ways to be a not responsible person

**Luke** · **ways to be a not responsible person -** 09-07-2008

1. enter akedemik suara sumbang kera and won . become the most wanted person for being sumbang. after that, make a press conference and show off ur gf. next is to dump her on every news exist saying that u have family issues with her .

2. become an astronaut and be faymous. again announce in newspaper who's ur gf is . after realizing that many girls now wanting to be ur gf , announce that u're no longer "feeling " like marrying anyone ( particularly the girl u announce as ur gf b4) .

3. be an actor . make sure at least there's a few drama or movie with you in it that'll be on local tv scene. regardless ur famous or not , u'll likely get to knock a few gurls.

4. be a faymous singer with talent and face. be a billionare with faces on good cosmetic product but no don marry single man . instead snap some billionaire datuk/tan sri/ someone husband that are bound to die in next 20 years and u'll get off with trillions of money when he died.

5. be a girl. then realize that u have succeed in life. dump ur bf bcoz now u realize that u've succeed and ur bf is a nobody. get urself a new rich / handsome bf.

there. 5 ways on to be a not responsible person

anymore would u people like to add ?

**Phillus** · 09-07-2008

6. Do a group assignment and when the date is due tomorrow, you tell others that your computer is infected, the virus had ruined everything in it and say you don't know what to do.

**Balistix** · 09-07-2008

7. what group assignment?

8. always do things last minute and finish it on the next day.

**Phillus** · 09-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balistix

7. what group assignment?

Any will do.

**Balistix** · 09-07-2008

Im not asking you, its sacarsm a.k.a , just totally ignore any group assignment and pretend u dont know any lol.

Beta · 09-07-2008

9. after make a wish at toilet .... did not do "that"

**Luke** · 09-10-2008

gud 1 beta bal n phillus.. but it seems that this forum lack of creativty and sarcasm during ramadhan?

10. if u're a girl, tell every different guy a different date of your birthday. accept their gifts and dump them if they're giving u cheap gifts..

11. if you're a teacher, give ur students 100 math job and tell them dateline is tomorrow yet on the dateline date just forget about it and give another 100 math homework.

izzat003 · 09-12-2008

1st joke is very mawi-like situation

anybody agree?

**Luke** · 09-12-2008

dunnoe.. u think so ?

izzat003 · 09-13-2008

hehe.no need to hide it from me.i know la